fawwad

Pakistan ka..................

Qomi phal.
"sabar ka phal meetha hota hai"

qomi libas,
"kala coat"

qomi kheel,
"muzakraat"

qomi fashion,
"khud-kash hamla"

aur pakistan ki mashore qomi dua
"ya ALLAH light aagaye"


EK MEMON SAMANDAR MEIN DOBH RAHA THA
IS NE DUA KI ALLAH MUGHEY NIKAL DEY ME TERI RAAH MEIN DEGH DUNGAH
TO 1 LEHER NE USKO BAHAR NIKAL DIYA.IS NE BAHAR AAKR KAHA.
KON SI DEGH ..........MEIN TO KHUD 5 RUPEE KI PLATE KHATA HOUN ...
WOH 2 BAS EK BAHANA THA MOTH SE BACNE KA!



sorry dont take it serious ,or take it negative

teacher;is line ko english main translate karo:
usney apna kaam kiya aur karta hee gaya
student:he done his work and done dana dan done dana dan!





sorry if i hurt someone

abeerraza

An English man and Santa in the toilet.
English man: Good evening how do u do?
Santa: Good Evening we open the zip and do!
lolzz
its not mine i got an email!!!

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Sanna_K

lol abeerraza!!!
that was soooo random lol

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saadhasan

hahaha lol abeerraza!!!
keep it up.

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Missing You Shilpa plzzzz Come Back

fawwad

nice...........

a sardar prays daily for 2 hours"hey vahiguru meri lottery lagade.
After 11 yrs vaheguru angrily appears & says-aby aulo ke pathey 1 bar ticket to le ley.......

Sardar in an interview "i want 1 lac salary, a flat & a car
boss:i'll giv u 5 lacks.2 flats &3 cars.
Sardar:mazak kyn kardey ho?
Boss:shuru kinney kita si

ek sardar dusre se:
'zara car se bahir dekhna k indicators kaam kar rahe hain yah nahein?

larki apne boyfriend se,
mera bacha
mera ladla
mera gugla
tum mugh se shaadi karougey?
bolo naaaa baby...........................
bf:yh yum mujhe purpose kara cahati ho yah adopt karna cahati ho....................

kashmir ki khubsoorat wadiyun m
baraf ki buland choutiyun pe
ik romentic baat hui
heer ne ranjha se zorrrrrrrr se kaha
dew na kia 2 phr kya jiya
try karou aur solid banou

Dusra bahar dekh kar:

"haan,nahi ,haan,nahein.........haaaaaan......nahein

college m EK SARDAR DOSRE SE:TUJHE LARKI PHASANI AATI HAI?

2ND:NAE ATI.TU SIKHA DE.

PEHELA SARDAR:BARA AASAN HAI YAAR.EK KAGHAZ LE USKA KA JAHAN BNA AUR CLAS ME URA DE.JB TEACHER POUCHEN TO LADKI KA NAAM LGA DE.BA PHAS GAI LADKI

fawwad

sardar ek siyasatdaan ki miyyat mein taziyat k liye gaya
2nd sardar:yaar phir kya hua?
1st sardar:yr en waqt pey murda khara ho gaya aur geo ne use live coverge kar diya
2nd sardarhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....phir 2 pori duniyah mein aathwa ajoba daryaabat ho gaya
1st sardar:mat pouch sab ka hans hans kar peet mein dard hogaya aur woh siyasatdaan media k trough aur famous ho gaya

Once a journalist asked meera ,"what type of role do u prefer?"
meera,"waise 2 mughey chicken roll pasand hai
magar kabhi kabhi beef roll bhi khaa leti houn"{
oppppppppppps

16 coror awam ki awaaz
aata ,cheeni zinda hai
kapra ,makaan zinda hai
bijli,pani zinda hai
hamari bibi zinda hai
aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai
kal bhi bhutto zindah tha
zinda hai
hm sab ki bibi zinda hai

sorry but its a fact...........

fawwad

aik pathan deewaar k saat susu kar raha tha

aik angrez ne dekha aur kaha;

hey man!
what do you do?

pathan ne jawab diya

i open the zip and
do
the
dew!



pathan wins 20 crore from RS.20 lottery ticket
dealer gave 16 crore after deducting tax.


angry pathan:tum hum ko pura 20 crore dey darna hamara 20 rupeeya wapas karo

Suraj ki peheli kiran roshni dei aap ko
dosri kiran hassi dei aap ko
teri kiran tandrussti dei aap ko
aur chouti kamiyaabi dei aap ko
ab ziyada nahein ab garmi lagegi aap ko

shakespeare says"
the ultimate measure of love is not when both the people like each other,it's when one ignores and the other continues loving till death


Pathan ki 14 august...............................
1 khan sahab ne bus stop p 1 bouzurg se kuch poucha
2 bouzourg ko aus khan sahab p gussa agaya aur aus ne ausey 2 thappar dee maarey
barabar wale shakhs ne khan bhai se kaha bhai aap ko thappar kyn maarey akhir kya poucha tha
2 khan bhai se kaha walllah mulla qasam hum ne sirf itna poucha k 14 august ki namaz kaha hogiii

fawwad

Tuwanou ek ajeeb gal dassan?
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Murgi ne andaa ditta!
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Ageeb hai na???
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Nahi?
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.teh tussi de k dekhaou...!


Barsaat ki raat
ek bhegi larki
aus peh bhege kaprey
bhighi zulfey
bhigey hont
oyeee hoyeeeeeeeeeeee
aus se nazrey millin
aur usey dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha



kal yeh 100% bimaar hogi

fawwad

ap mughey itne pasand ho jitna

ullu ko raat
dentist ko daant

gadhe ko laat

garib ko gaddi

kutte ko haddi

aur

aur

aur

aur

aur

nange ko haadi


ek funter gusse mein:
oye m yeh duniyah mitta doungah........................

mitta doungah.........
mitta doungah........

dusra funter:hehehehehehehehehe

mein tughey rubber hi nahein doungah

fawwad

na dil ko "behelaney" k liye
na ghar m "sajane" k liye
bas aap ki ik "tasveer" cahieye mughey
america se imdad mangaane k liye

ek terrorist ne buriyah k pass bomb rakha aur chala gaya
log chillaye..................................

burya bomb hai.......

burya bomb hai.........
woh sharmai aur kaha

pata hai.........pata hai............

phir boli.................

woh 2 mein jawani m thi


doost ki shaadi main hum ne pi sharab
doost ki shaadi m hum ne pi sharab
wah
wah
wah
wah

phir jo hui tabiyat kharab
dy soosuu p soosuu
dy shoosooo p suusoooooo

aur parh raat betani parh gayi bathroom m janab

fawwad

this is a crime story*

5 friends lived in a room,

names r,
mad,
brain,
fool,
nobody,
somebody.

one day somebody killed nobody

at dat time brain was in bathroom,and mad call a police

mad:is it police station??

police;yes,vat iz the matter??

mad;somobody killed nobody

police:r u mad/

mad:yas i am mad

police:don't u hav brain

mad;brain is in bathroom.............

police:u fool

mad:no,fool is reading a newspaper


FATHER and SON....
DAD;SON PAPER KESA HUA?
SON;BUS Q1 REH GAYA.Q2 A NAHI RAHA THA.Q4 KARNA BHOOL GAYA.Q5 NAZAR NHI AAYA OR Q6 PAPER K BAK SIDE PE THA
DAD:OR Q3.?
SON;BUS WOHI GALAT HUA DAD............


Pathan ki 14 august...............................
1 khan sahab ne bus stop p 1 bouzurg se kuch poucha
2 bouzourg ko aus khan sahab p gussa agaya aur aus ne ausey 2 thappar dee maarey
barabar wale shakhs ne khan bhai se kaha bhai aap ko thappar kyn maarey akhir kya poucha tha
2 khan bhai se kaha walllah mulla qasam hum ne sirf itna poucha k 14 august ki namaz kaha hogiii

JUNNE

Wow its sooo funny....................
Nice collection fawwad bhai

sinay me dil,

dil me dard,

dard me yaqeen,

yaqin mein khayal,

khayal m khawab,
aur khwab mein sirf aap!
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itna drawna khuwab?
baap re baap!

mian b.v apnay bachey k liye robot lay kar aye jo bhi jhot bolta hai us k thapar marta ....
son;abu aj me bemaar houn school nahi jaongah robot(chataakh)
mian apni biwi se ;dekha aap par gaaya hai .robot phir (chataakh)
bacha bola:abu,ammi hum insaanoun se 2 yeh robot ache hain



what is buisness?
dad:son i want a girl of my choice
son:no!
dad:the girl is bill gates' daughter.
son:then ok!
dad goes 2 bill gates...
dad:i want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
bill gates:no!
dad:my son is the CEO of the world bank
bill gates;then ok!
then dad goes 2 president of the worldbank..
dad:apoint my son as CEO of ur bank.
president:no!
dad:he is da son-in-law of bill gates.
president;then ok!


this is buisness

hum khua ma khua loha bech rahein hain

noluv_notension

haha ! so funny jokes... thanks for sharing ..

fawwad

thank u soo much.................
Muah......










Kya hai..?









Apko pata hai.............





Then tel m k yeh kya hai.....?







Movie hai.......
Me u aur hum..........................
Apne nahein dekhi ,ab dekhna

JUNNE

PROPERTIES OF RINGTUNES

1 ring means...................i am thinking of u
2 ring means...................i am likes u
3 ring means...................i am missing u
4 ring means...................i need u
and finally 5 ring means.............................
beherey phone uttha?

one girl 2 his boyfriend
today,tomorrow and yesterday there will be....
one heart that would always beat for you
you know those?????????????
your own stupid..............................


some more joke..................
a texi driver 2 memon passenger,
sir,car k brakes fail hogaye hain!kya karoun?

memon passenger:YA ALLAH!

aey bhai sab se pehele 2 apni taxi ka meter band kar

fawwad

zaroor mein try karta houn

woh kon sa pal hota hai jab........................
bhai bhai ko bhool gata hai
baap bete ko bhool gata hai
saala behnui ko bhool gaata hai
daamaad susaar ko bhool gata hai
aur............................................... ......
dholha dhulhan ko bhoou;l gaaata hai
plz bataou
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nahein paata kya?
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khana khulne k baad insaan har rishta bhoul gaata hai



ek akhbar k haath ki 6 ungilliyan thi,sab loug usey "AKHBAR "bulatey hein
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nahein pata kya
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kyun k "AKHBAR "
aus ka naam tha


(I MISS U)
dil karta hai har pathar pe likun i MISS U
or woh har pathar apkjo marooun
ta-k-apko ehsaas ho k apki yad kitna dard deti hai

woh mur mur k hame dekh rahe the,or hum unhe......


kyun k............


exam m na aunhein kuch aata tha aur na hi hamme kuch aata tha


boy:chalte chalte yuhi ruk jaata houn m
bethey bethey yuhi kahein khou jata houn m
kia yahi pyaar hai?

girlfriend:nahi yeh kamzoori hai,subha sham glucose piya karo
pyaar ka bhoot authar jaye gah

fawwad

Bathroom song in case of loose motions:
"ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk":
In case of constipationa:
"na tou aaye gi,na hi chain aaye gah"
in case of gas trouble;
"hawa hawa aae hawa khussbu luta dei'
after coming out of bathroom;
"juda ho k bhi tou mugh m kahein baqi hai'


Aap duniyah k sab se bewaquf insaaan ho

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Uppar bata diya na ab nechey kya cirtificate lena hai

aap k brain ki x-ray report agai hai....

10 gm mitti
5 gm kankar phathar
10 gm keerey makoorey
5mg makri k jaal
500 mg bhussa
kamal hai..............
Mughey laga khali ho gahhhhhhhhhhhhh

love is like glass.if u break it...it's hard 2 fix
and even if you manage that ,it'll never be the same again

Summar comes again and again

winter comes again & again

but aperson like u never comes again and again

bcoz

parents never make a mistake again & again

fawwad

zindaagi k liye dil ki zarorat hoti hai

dil k liye khusiyun ki zarorat hoti hai

khusiyun k liye doost ki zarorat hoti hai

doosti k liye saaf neyat ki zarorat hoti hai

aur is duniyah m rehene k liye demag ki zarorat hoti hai

rab karey aap ko sab mille..............................

himmat
izzat
rupia
bungla
style
smile
personality
papularity
car
aur shayad badnaseeb pyaar
and all


aur kya dekh rahe ho kuch reh gaya kya?

"LALCHI"


itny kamzoor hogay hyn teri judaai se

wah wah wah wah........

arz kia hai,
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itny kamzoor hogay hyn teri judaai se

k ik dim machar hi utta le gaya meri charpai se

fawwad

lovely
here's my sardar joke
a judge said
order.......

order.....
order....

then sardar said:
1 pizza

2 chicken

1 coldrink

judge:

shut up.

sardar :

no u shut up


u know,
the peak of pain in life is............................................

to sit near the person you love the most..........................

knowing that the person can never be yours..................................

a son of college wanted more money he sent a telegram to his father
no money
no fun
your son

then father replied..........
hoe sad
to bad
your dad.

last night moon said to me;
'if ur friend is not msg u soo why don't u leave ur friend"

i looked back at moon & said;
'OYE KOI BANDA KANJOOS V HUNDAH HAI"

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1 ORAT COKE PI RAHI THI K ACHANAK AUS M SE MACHHAR NIKLA OR BOLA:
MAAAAAAAAAA...........
ORAT BOLI:
M TERI MAAAA NHN HOUN
MACHHAR BOLA:
AESA NA BOL MAAM TERI "COKE" SE NIKLA HN


HI PPL H.R.U , U NOU 2DY AT 4 MIN AND 5 SEC AFTER 3 THE TIME AND DATE WILL BE 03:04:05:06/07/08.
THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN ON EARTH AGAIN

THIS IS A VERY HISTORICAL MSG READ CAREFULLY.........



IM YEAR 1796

ME.....

U....\

NO ONE WAS BORN


MY FRIENDS........

a small friendship poem

dear o dear

u r not hear

but i can hear

don 't get fear

ur memories here

live wid cheers

no more tears

u r always my dear


GOLDEN WORDS............................................. ............

*kabhi "ZINDAAGI "main kisi k leye mat "RONA"
Q k woh tumhare "ANSOUN" k kabil nhn hoga
or"WOH" jo is "KABIL" hoga,
woh tumhe "ROUNE" nahi degah


suppose i am a book..................
its still untitiled ....................
u r given a chance 2 gv it a title according 2 my personality...........
wt it shud be.....??/


UR FRIENDS
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