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08-17-2009, 01:51 PM
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Re: Jokes corner
in an art gallery a couple saw picture of a girl covered by leaves
husband keeps watching
wife:ab agey chalein ya toofan ka intezaar hai
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08-17-2009, 02:14 PM
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plz reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-31-2009, 10:16 AM
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1 fakhir ne ghar se bahar se awaaz lagai
babu,gee roti milegi.?
andar se awaaz aayi,
bivi ghar pr nhi hy
faqir men ne riti leni hai
"chummmi nhi" |
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09-19-2009, 04:08 PM
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1st sardar dosrey se:kal mein bathroom gaya to andar jin betha tha
2nd sardar  hir kya hua?
1st :hona kya tha
mene jin se kaha aap karlein meri 2 waise hi nikal gayi
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11-07-2009, 03:03 PM
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2 mohabbat karne walon ne khudkhushi krne ka irada kia
100 manzila building se pehly larke ne chalang lagai
larki ne apni aankhein band karli or ye kehty hue wapis agai k
"MOHABBAT AANDHI HOTI HAI"
larke ne hawa me ye kehte hue apna "PARACHUTE "khul diya k "PYAAR KABHI MARTA NAHI"
most innocent dhamki .........
"as a theif was leaving the house,the kid woke up and said ,
mera school baig b leja kaminey warna mummy papa ko utha dungah......................
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11-07-2009, 03:20 PM
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lol guys
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11-07-2009, 06:44 PM
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hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
the second one is great!!!!!!!!! rofl !
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11-08-2009, 02:15 AM
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1st sardar
yaar kal mein tenu kini wari fon kita pr tu chukiya nai
2nd sardar
kyn chukkan?
jera mein 32 rupay da ganna lowaya o tera peo suny ga!
specially 4 those how lazy ppl like them take bath in winter?
they stand infront of mirror,throw water on d mirror n say
oh mar gaya,
inna thanda paani........!
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11-08-2009, 03:59 AM
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Wife:
Wo samne sharabi dekh Rahe ho Maine use 10 sal pahle Shadi ka liya Inkar kiya tha Aur wo Aj taj *** raha hai
Husband Wah!
Itna Lamba Celebration :.)
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11-08-2009, 04:03 AM
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1Sardar Jungle se guzar raha tha K us na deikha k 1sanp drakht par latka hua hai.......
Sardae:NIDO Piya Karo Yaar....
Sirf Latakne se Hight Nai Barhti......
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11-08-2009, 04:34 AM
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breakup tipz:
how to create da biggest doubt in ur loverz mind 4 u???
simple.......
just suddenly sms\her saying:
"I LOUE U TOO"
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11-08-2009, 04:36 AM
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Nice joke zeeshan...............
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11-08-2009, 11:26 PM
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1 class ka bacha apni miss se kehta hai.
miss: me aap ko kaisa lagta houn?
miss:so sweet!
bacha:to phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k pas kab bhejun.
miss:yeh kya baqwaas hai
bacha:tution parhane k liye
dost:truck dekh kr tum dar q jatay ho?
sardar:1 truck driver meri bivi ko le kr bhag gaya tha....
hr bar lagta hai jaisey usko wapis krnay aaya hai.....!
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11-15-2009, 02:10 PM
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jab se DOUBLE SAWAARI pe pabandi lagi hai
janab
andhere main khara kutta B POLICE WALA lagta hai
1 kutta dosry se  oye aaj kal jahan rash ho wahan se nilkal jaya kr
dosra:kyn?
pehla:salay,
agar dhamaka ho gya to insano ki mout maregah!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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11-16-2009, 02:22 PM
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2 pathan bike pe ja rahy the
police waley ne rok kr kaha:
Double swari pr pabandi hah................!
Pathan ata hai is liye to isko wapis chorney ja raha hn!!!!!!!!!!!
PATHAN APNI BV SE NARAZ HOGAYA OR KHUD KO AUR BIVI KO MAARNE KA FAISLA KIA
USNI APNI KANPATI PE GUN RAKHI OR BIVI KO BOLA:
KHUSH MAT HO AGLA NUMBER TERA HAI...............!
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11-16-2009, 10:54 PM
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do some replies!!!!!!!!!!
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11-18-2009, 03:36 PM
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srdar jee ka ghora race mein sab se peche tha
kisi ne poucha:
"sardar g tumhara ghora kon sa hai"?
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srdar:"o he jine sareyan nu agay laya hoya a"
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11-19-2009, 02:43 PM
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soo funny fawwad bhai..............
sardar:btao hindu k bhagwan ki zuban bahir q hoti hy?
pathan:jb aap 5 rupay ka haar daal k 5 lakh mango gy
to
zuban bahir hi ae gi.................
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